for an anon
1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer? Kitchen counter.
2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why: uhm, good. Best sex ever.
3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed: Prince navine of the princess and the frog
4: Something that never fails to make you horny: neck kissing
5: Where is one place you would never have sex: bathroom
6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when : I fell asleep
7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny: NO idea
8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]: Hands
9: What is the fastest way to make you horny: neck kissing/ touching the inside of my leg
10: Top or bottom? bottom
11: We were about to finish but then my phone rang
12: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary? I don’t orgasm often :(
13: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find: lets and stuff from exes
14: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you: boo (I hate it)
15: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex: like: the positive feed back when im giving & and being in control when receiving
16: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you: Some guy asked me to suck his toes. Uhh… no thanks
17: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?] No, lol I would not.
18: Is it ever okay to not use a condom: if youre married and don’t mind getting pregnant
19: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had? Oh fuck. Including all of the staff. My school has a hot math teacher, a hot science teacher, a hot assistant principal, and a hot special ed teacher.
20: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience: STRAWBERRIES!!!!
21: How big is too big: larger than my hand
22: One sexual thing you would never do: anal …. EW
23: Biggest turn on: tattoos or muscles & athleticism. Oh, and married guys.
24: Three spots that drive you insane: Neck, below my belly button, inside of my thigh.
25: Worst possible time to get horny: school
26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans: uhh….i don’t mind
27: Worst sexual idea you ever had: sex outside without a blanket
28: How much fapping is too much fapping: more than once a day for more than 2 days out of the week.
29: Best sexual complement you ever got: Nice tits.
30: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji: fuck, I don’t care. Bald might be weird.
31: Is it good sex if you don’t nut: can be
32: Fill in the blank: “If they leave we are fuckin”
33: What your favorite part of your body: mine: boobs, men: abs
34: Favorite foreplay activities: roughhousing. Maybe throw me against a wall or two.
35: Love (>,<, or =) Sex: Love = sex
36: What do you wear to bed? Usually shorts & a tshirt.
37: When was the first time you masturbated: uhm a few months ago
38: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself? NO
39: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside? Hmm in the fall.
40: Have/would you ever have sex outside? yes
41: Have/would you ever had a threesome? yes
42: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate? A hair brush
43: Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school? no
44: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane? YESSSSSS
45: What is one song you’d like to have sex to? Suit & tie
46: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny? yogurt
47: Most attractive celebrity? Dylan McDermmot
48: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not? No, not my thing
49: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now? Unborn, 6 weeks.
50: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online? Nope.
51: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny? Ear kissing
52: Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?) nope
53: Do you like giving head? (why/why not) yes, I love the feed back
54: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in? SO SEXY
55: How would you feel about taking someones virginity? Hahaha I love it
56: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter? Uhm chicken
57: Is there anything you do on Tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see? I don’t have an S/O
58: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?) nope
59: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day? If I had one, sure.
60: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery? Why would I get plastic surgery? lol
61: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute? Prostitute. But an elite one that only screw really important people.
62: Do you watch porn? Do tumblr gifs count?
63: How small is too small? From the bottom of my hand to my middle knuckle
64: Have you ever been called a freak? Why? Yes, my fantasies are wild.
65: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything? My friend. No, it was chocolate.
66: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day? If I had one? Prob not.
67: Do you feel comfortable going “commando”? uh no, men in control. ALWAYS.
68: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn’t shaved their pubic hair?
69: If you could give yourself head, would you? Hahah id be excellent at it.
70: Booty or Boobs? boobs
71: If you had a penis/vagina, what would you name it? Penis: Rick
72: Have you ever been on an official date? yes
73: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?) yeah, they didn’t give me what I needed.
74: If you were a stripper, what would your name be? Heavenly, holllaaa!!1 birthname!
75: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?) lol yesss
76: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed? Id burn my mattress
77: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina? Idk,
78: If you had a penis/vagina for a day, what are five things you would do? penis
b. pee everywhere outdoors
c. do some naked aerobics
d. have sex
e. get head